Divorce quotes

You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever. Ellen Goodman 

A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there's less of you. Margaret Atwood

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. Elayne Boosle

Husband at the bar: "I wanted to keep it simple, but she wanted a big divorce with reporters, photographers, witnesses. . . ." Bill Hoest

The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. Woody Allen