Divorce quotes

The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life. Gloria Swanson 

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams

I've had a fairy tale life. I had a perfect family, a beautiful childhood, an incredible upbringing. I lived a lot of life but a lot of good life... But in the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much more interesting person, I think... This all really does feel like a rebirth, a new chapter. John Stamos

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard ladies-of-the-night there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas, too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!