Divorce quotes

It is easier to divorce my wife of 26 years than to fire someone I hired one week ago. The person I hire has more legal clout .... than my wife of 26 years. That's wrong. Judge Randall Hekman

Marriage isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. Larry Gelbart

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. Rich Vos

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler. Dave Mordal

To live outside the law you must be honest. Bob Dylan

“What happened? Satan was busy?” Sam Kinison on finding out his wife had hired lawyer Marvin Mitchelson to represent her in her divorce case against him

A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married. Anna Magnani