Divorce quotes

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short. Mickey Rooney 

Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point. they've thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major. Oliver Stone

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Most of the damages are done before the divorce. [Staying together] may not be the best choice, and particularly if kids are living in a household where the parents are always fighting. Lisa Strohschein

It is lawyers who run our civilization for us-our governments, our businesses, our private lives. ...We cannot buy a home or rent an apartment, we cannot get married or try to get divorced, we cannot leave our property to our children without calling on the lawyers to guide us. To guide us, incidentally, through a maze of confusing gestures and formalities that lawyers have created. ...The legal trade, in short, is nothing but a high-class racket. Fred Rodell